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Amazing One Liners

 

fantastic single liners

 

Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you need do to lose weight is to take a bath.

 

Everywhere children are schooled to become masters at answering questions and to remain novices at asking them.

 

run with the hare, hunt with the hounds.

 

A poor report card has one good thing in its favor: at least you know the student is not cheating.

 

How do you know there’s a blonde secretary working in an office? The boss is always smiling.

 

Written by umarnash

September 6th, 2012 at 7:43 am

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