Amazing One Liners
Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you need do to lose weight is to take a bath.
Everywhere children are schooled to become masters at answering questions and to remain novices at asking them.
run with the hare, hunt with the hounds.
A poor report card has one good thing in its favor: at least you know the student is not cheating.
How do you know there’s a blonde secretary working in an office? The boss is always smiling.